Petty king has arrived and is fresh off of beating his coworkers in bowling. Ok truth time I won the 1st game and lost the 2nd game. Enough with that, time to be petty. Dave drops jewels on Funky Fresh Fridays, so I'm feeling left out. With regards to Married With Children, Fresh Prince, Family... Continue Reading →
Greatest Athletes Ever? Hell Yes. Hands down! Imagine.
I would have to say Hell F!@#$% Yea. Serena Williams just beat her sister Venus in the 2017 Austrailian open. In the 29 overall title matches that they have faced each other, Serena is 18-29 over her sister Venus. Wow that is impressive. It is a great rivalry that we have 2 young Black Women,... Continue Reading →
Funky Fresh Friday is Back!
Tune in tomorrow, our weekly installment is back!
Tareau’s top 10 wrestling moves of all time
Ahhhhh yes. Nothing screams alpha male than watching a whole bunch of half naked, Steroid using, oiled up, men grapple and manhandle each other in a square ring, in front of thousands of people. 😂😂😂😂😂. Hahahahaha. Dam. Yea I said it. But WWF wrestling (WWE now) was really big to me when I was growing... Continue Reading →
Favorite shows of the 90’s
Shows we loved from the single greatest decade in the history of man… Ok this man!
Tareau’s top 10 greasiest looking brothas of all time
King Petty Alert. Thats right, I am some ish on this one, so as a disclaimer, if you're not ready please leave. We talkin on this one. Ohhhhhh Yes. Lot of slang so keep up with me people. Greasy, Glistening, Sparkly, Shiny, Slick, Conniving, Dirty, Grimy, etc. You see people these gents take the cake. Just looking "guilty"or looking like "you did it" is enough for me to charge you with excessive greasiness. People who fit this criteria don't know that they are greasy. Hell you... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s 20 favorite video games (no sports games)
You ready? You are not ready for another list! Wait! Are you?? Ok let's get right into it. As usual you may be dissapointed because I don't follow the status quo. (In other words, I'm the worst type of person) hahahahaha. Contra, Kid Chameleon, Bonks Adventure, Kirby, Dizzy, Bugsy, Tiny Toons, Zombies Ate My Neighbors,... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s top 15 Cartoons of his lifetime.
Yes that is my tattoo on the geautures image. Gives away what #1 is right. Ok lots of I'm sorry's. Transformers, Heathcliff, Eek the Cat, Tasmania, GI Joe, Batman The Animated Series, Wayne head, The Go Bots, Spiderman, Kim Possible, Iron Man, Fantastic 4, Captain Planet, MC Hammer, Duck Tales, and Looney Tunes all did... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s Top 10 Cereal of all time
Some folks believe that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I unfortunately am the idiot who skips breakfast. Some of the cereal are from my child hood. Some are discontinued. Some still exist today but the taste has changed. Cereal should be consumed at anytime of the day and with that being... Continue Reading →
Tareau’s top 10 childhood crushes.
There was a time when women seemed more confident and booty implants, surgeries, lipo, and enhancers were taboo. They were natural women. So with no further explanation needed let's get it. 10. Lark Voorhies aka Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell. Man I was mad that Zach Morris hooked up with all 3 of... Continue Reading →