Tareau’s top 20 TV theme songs of all time.

Petty king has arrived and is fresh off of beating his coworkers in bowling. Ok truth time I won the 1st game and lost the 2nd game. Enough with that, time to be petty. Dave drops jewels on Funky Fresh Fridays, so I'm feeling left out. With regards to Married With Children, Fresh Prince, Family... Continue Reading →

Greatest Athletes Ever? Hell Yes. Hands down! Imagine. 

I would have to say Hell F!@#$% Yea. Serena Williams just beat her sister Venus in the 2017 Austrailian open. In the 29 overall title matches that they have faced each other, Serena is 18-29 over her sister Venus. Wow that is impressive. It is a great rivalry that we have 2 young Black Women,... Continue Reading →

Tareau’s top 10 greasiest looking brothas of all time

King Petty Alert. Thats right, I am some ish on this one, so as a disclaimer, if you're not ready please leave. We talkin on this one. Ohhhhhh Yes. Lot of slang so keep up with me people. Greasy, Glistening, Sparkly, Shiny, Slick, Conniving, Dirty, Grimy, etc. You see people these gents take the cake. Just looking "guilty"or looking like "you did it" is enough for me to charge you with excessive greasiness. People who fit this criteria don't know that they are greasy. Hell you... Continue Reading →

Tareau’s top 10 childhood crushes.

There was a time when women seemed more confident and booty implants, surgeries, lipo, and enhancers were taboo. They were natural women. So with no further explanation needed let's get it. 10. Lark Voorhies aka Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell. Man I was mad that Zach Morris hooked up with all 3 of... Continue Reading →

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